Tuesday, March 04, 2008

You have one new message.


Actual answering machine greeting for someone I just had to call for my work (number removed for obvious reasons):

“You have reached 555-5555. Beginning February 15 is Nascar season. If you are calling on a Saturday or Sunday, I will NOT be answering the phone. If you are calling to sell me something, GO TO HELL. Otherwise, please leave me a message and I will return your call as soon as possible.”

22 comments:

The CDP. said...

GO TO HELL.






lulz

Hathery said...

He said it with such vigor...it was frightening, really.

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What does "homopobic" mean?

maus said...

I should totally make that my new cell phone voicemail message!

Will said...

I hope they have a heart attack during the race.

JT said...

Stupid NASCAR drivers...the ones I'm betting on not winning the race...maybe I have a gambling problem since I'm betting on a "sport" I don't even watch or know anything about?

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