Tuesday, March 04, 2008

You have one new message.

Actual answering machine greeting for someone I just had to call for my work (number removed for obvious reasons):

“You have reached 555-5555. Beginning February 15 is Nascar season. If you are calling on a Saturday or Sunday, I will NOT be answering the phone. If you are calling to sell me something, GO TO HELL. Otherwise, please leave me a message and I will return your call as soon as possible.”