Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Wanna see my wiener?

Due to the Oscar Meyer factory being in Madison, we often see Wienermobiles parked around town. The newest wiener to be added to the fleet is nothing short of marvelous....it's a MINI WIENER!


The Minster was so excited to meet Lil Link!

The headlights give you away, MINI!

Truly, size is not everything for this wiener.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

You have one new message.

Actual answering machine greeting for someone I just had to call for my work (number removed for obvious reasons):

“You have reached 555-5555. Beginning February 15 is Nascar season. If you are calling on a Saturday or Sunday, I will NOT be answering the phone. If you are calling to sell me something, GO TO HELL. Otherwise, please leave me a message and I will return your call as soon as possible.”

Friday, January 04, 2008

I've got a merch store, yes I do!

As you can see by the lovely thing in the sidebar, I have my own Zazzle store now. This is where I will design useless junk that no one but me will be interested in. The main reason for opening this store is because I am designing a 2008 Hedgehog Calendar, and needed an outlet for doing so. As it turns out, designing stuff is really fun, and really free, so now I've got my own store. Go look at my crap.